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Posted On January 26, 2015 By In Comics With 1866 Views

FP Comics: “Grenades and Spam” by Demi

Comic by FP Sr. Member Demi
Formatted by yours truly!
GrenadesAndSpam

Words from the Author (Demi):

I do not like grenades and spam, I do not like them Dem-I-Am.

I don’t like them by our sentries
I don’t like them by dispentries
I do not want them in my base
I do not like them in my face

I don’t want rollers in the hall
I don’t want stickies on the wall
I do not like them in the air
Demo, please, get out my hair

I do not like them; they’re no fun
I do not want them by my son (shows pyro dressed like a baby)
I do not want them here or there
Flung about without a care

I couldn’t wouldn’t with a scout
I couldn’t wouldn’t; there’s no doubt
I couldn’t like them with a spy
Nor the heavy weapons guy
I couldn’t even with a medic
(Demoman in a thought bubble) “This display is quite pathetic”

I do not like them near the flag
I do not like them when they frag
I do not want them on the cap
Turning everything to scrap

The problem with grenades and spam
Is that they make things go “KA-BLAM!”
I do not like grenades and spam;
I do not like them, Dem-I-am

Alternate part:
I do not like these bombs that blast
Even as another class
I couldn’t wouldn’t as a scout
… As a spy
Especially not as a medic

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